Me: So there's this Time Lord named The Doctor from the planet Gallifrey who has two hearts (because that's just what Time Lords have) and a TARDIS (Time and relative dimensions in space) which is a phone booth because the chameleon circuit broke and it's bigger on the inside and it can travel anywhere in time and space and the Doctor has these companion that are usually girls (except for his sassy gay friend, Jack) but they all end up getting disregarded in horribly depressing ways. He has a sonic screwdriver which can do all sorts of crazy shit except it doesn't work on wood but don't diss the sonic because it's cool and when the Doctor's